Post reblogged from Significance with 468 notes
January———-I kicked
February———I loved
March—————I karate chopped
April——————I licked
May——————I jumped on
June—————-I smelled
July——————I did the Macarena With
August————I had lunch with
September——I danced with
October———-I sang to
November——-I yelled at
December——-I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1———-a birdbath
2———-a monster
3———-a phone
4———-a fork
5———-a snowman
6———-a gangster
7———-my mobile phone
8———-my dog
9———-my best friends’ boyfriend
10———-my neighbour
11———-my science teacher
12———-a banana
13———-a fireman
14———-a stuffed animal
15———-a goat
16———-a pickle
17———-your mom
18———-a spoon
19———- a smurf
20———-a baseball bat
21———-a ninja
22———-Chuck Norris
23———-a noodle
24———-a squirrel
25———-a football player
26———-my sister
27———-my brother
28———-an iPod
29———-a surfer
30———-a homeless guy
31———-a llama
What is the last number of the year you were born:
1————- In my car
2 ————- On your car
3 ————- In a hole
4 ————- Under your bed
5 ————- Riding a Motorcycle
6 ————- sliding down a hill
7 ————- in an elevator
8————— at the dinner table
9 ———— In line at the bank
0 ———— in your bathroom
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White————-because I’m cool like that
Black————-because that’s how I roll.
Pink—————-because I’m NOT crazy.
Red—————-because the voices told me to.
Blue—————-because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green————-because I think I need some serious help.
Purple————-because I’m AWESOME!
Gray—————because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
Yellow————-because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange————because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
Brown————-because I can.
Other—————because I’m a Ninja!
None—————because I can’t control myself!I danced with a noodle riding a motorcycle because I think I need some serious help.
I LOVED A FOOTBALL PLAYER RIDING A MOTORCYCLE BECAUSE SOMEONE OFFERED ME 1,000,000 DOLLARS…WEIRD?
I HAD LUNCH WITH A HOMELESS GUY UNDER MY BED BECAUSE I’M NOT CRAZY. LOL. Weirdo.
I HAD LUNCH WITH A MONSTER UNDER YOUR BED BECAUSE I’M COOL LIKE THAT. =))))) hahaha. kaay.
I yelled at a fork Under your bed because I’m cool like that. ——>LOL!!!
I did the Macarena with my mobile phone under your bed because that’s how I role. =))) NICE
I did the Macarena With an iPod Under your bed under your bedbecause I’m cool like that :))) okay? :)) nonsense :))
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I had lunch with a ninja because that’s how I roll. HELL YEAH, BITCH! XD
i did the macarena with a FORK(??) because i’M NOT CRAZY. :@ =)))
i sang to a llama at the dinner table because big bird said to and he’s my leader!
i sang to a birdbath because I’m sexy and I do what I want. WTF? AHAHAHA!
I ran over a phone in a hole because I can.
I karate chopped a gangster sliding down a hill because I’m cool like that. :)
I loved a monster riding a motorcycle because I`m cool like that.
I liked a goat on your car because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader. I don’t disagree with any of that! I have liked...
I ran over a stuffed animal on your car because I’m a Ninja!
I karate chopped my best friends’ boyfriend in an elevator because I’m NOT crazy! =^o^= Guess my b-day date? =)
i did the macarena with a fork under your bed because i’m cool that way. hahahah
I kicked a fork in line at the bank because I’m sexy and I do what I want.
I licked a football player sliding down the hill because I’m cool like that. :))
I danced with my science teacher under your bed because i’m cool like that
I danced with my neighbor on your car because I’m sexy and I do what I want. @-)
I KARATE CHOPPED A SMURF SLIDING DOWN A HILL BECAUSE SOMEONE OFFERED ME 1,000,000 DOLLARS =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I ran over a smurf in line at the bank because I’m cool like that. :D
I loved your mom in an elevator because I`m cool like that. =)))))))))
I jumped on my brother on your car because I’m cool like that.
i had lunch with a smurf sliding down a hill because im NOT crazy
i danced with your mom at the dinner table because that’s how i roll. - haha huwat?!
i karate chopped a baseball bat in your bathroom because im cool like that :)
I ran over a banana inline at the bank because I think I need some serious help. (I hope the banana is okay. XD)
i yelled at a ninja under your bed because the voices told me to? =))) ang benta skin :P :))
i karate chopped a snowman in a hole because im cool like that!!!^^ ^^ haha
i licked a stuffed animal in a hole because im cool like that.. shit!? hahahaha
I Ran Over An iPod In An Elevator Because That’s How I Roll.
I danced with my mobile phone in a hole because I’m sexy and i do what i want. :)
I sang to my sister under your bed i’m cool like that. (((;
I danced with a baseball bat in an elevator because I’m cool like that! :)
i jumped on my dog under your bed, because im cool like that xDDD
I jumped on my sister down a hill because I’m cool like that . xD
I had lunch with a squirrel under your bed because that’s how I roll. I WOULD DO IT TOO!
I did the Macarena With an iPod Under your bed under your bedbecause I’m cool like that :))) okay? :)) nonsense :))
I sang to a surfer at the dinner table because I’m cool like that.